BX Kids Jokes

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From Andrew Bawtree

What rings on a farm in the morning?

A clock-a-dodle-dooo!

 

Where do sheep have their wool cut?

The baa-baa shop...

 

From Vicki

Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

To the moovies....

 

From Jeremy

Why was the dog scared of the mouse?

Because the mouse had a tale....

 

From Peter

A police office sees a man driving around with a pick up truck full of penguins.

He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town, take them to the zoo immediately!" The guy says OK and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the man driving around with the penguins again, and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The man replies: "You did, and today I'm taking them to the beach."

From Charlotte Gillan

What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark!!!!

 

From Maddie Lee

Where do bees go when they're sick?
The Waspital!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks

What did the dinosaur say to the goldfish?
"Stomp your swimming please"

What is a snake's favourite lesson at school?
Hissstory

What is a moth's favourite subject?
Mothamatics

What is a cat's favourite colour?
Purrrple

From Daisy Cross

What do you give an injured bird?
Tweetment

what does a bird use for an emergency landing?
A sparrowchute

What animals didn't go to Noah's ark in pairs?
Worms - they went in apples!

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales

What do you get is you cross a dog with a rose bush?
Collie flower!

Where would you send a sick mule?
To horsepital

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a kangaroo?
Pouched eggs

 

From Tammy Allgood
What medicine do you give to mules?
Muleicine

 

From Paige Cronje
What do racing car drivers and cats have in common?
They both go lap after lap!

 

From Dee Ryan
what did the horse say when he fell over?
I've fallen and i cant giddy up!

 

Emily Doleman
How does a mouse feel after a bath?
Squeaky clean

 

From Yozzer
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken

 

BX Kids own jokes

What do cows eat for breakfast?
Mooo-sley!

What do you rub on a sun burnt pig?
Oink-ment

What do you give a pony with a sore throat?
Cough stirrup

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
I'm paw

Where do fish wash?
In the river basin